Portrait of Logan created by artist Emma Keane (at age seven)

L ogan doesn’t really like talking about himself.
O n occasions when he’s asked to he stalls and says he doesn’t like to.
G etting Logan to write a bio would be difficult.
A nd I guess this is pretty obvious,
N ow that we’ve gotten to the last line and all he’s done is spell his name vertically.

If you would like to view a more embarrassing, vertical-iPhone video, click here.