ASSASSINS!!!
Thursday, April 12th, 2012
For the past two weeks up until today, I was unbelievably stressed. I was anxious to leave my room, and when I sat in the deece (all campus dining center), I made sure to face my back to the wall so I would have a better view of everyone around me. I was twitching constantly from lack of sleep, and I trusted NOBODY. The reason for my slow transition into insanity was all because of the stupid game assassins. For those not in the know, ‘assassins’ is a game in which a group of people gets together, and each is randomly assigned a TARGET. Thanks to the use of an online forum, the assigning of targets is a very secretive process, and no one knows who your target is, but YOU. Then, it is up to you to sneak up on your target and “assassinate” them by any means you see fit. The catch is that no one is allowed to see you make your attack, so you have to be very devious about it. Because I decided I wanted as much stress in my life as possible, I signed up for both the assassins game involving all the different campus a cappella groups, and the assassins game for Main House. Thankfully, I have been assassinated in both games, and can now get a full night’s sleep, but I’m happy to say that I put up a fair fight. I will commend my murderer today, as he staked out camp around the corner from my room and waited for me to leave my room before brutally stabbing me with a plastic spoon.
