Today, this public service announcement is all about the feels. But what exactly are feels?

Feels, short for feelings, is a worldwide epidemic attacking our youth. Occasionally, though, it can reach those of older generations.

The feels come about when a person hears, views or reads a moving piece, or tastes something delicious. Some examples of this may include, but are most definitely not limited to:

• Titanic
• The Notebook
• The Fault in Our Stars
• If I Stay
• Where She Went
• Lock and Key
• Beysus (formerly known as Beyoncé)
• Harry Potter
• The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
• Nutella & Mountain Dew
• Sam Smith
• Warm Bodies

Look, I could list twenty more feel-inducing things, but ain’t nobody got time fo that. The point is, feels are everywhere, are easy to catch unless you have no soul, and everyone can catch them. The best way to avoid them is to not live life to its fullest, but then you would be a square.

Next week : Beware of Squares!!